Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Bring on the Search Engine Marketers..

Welcome Inceptor Search Engine Marketers to the great game of Wallyball. Do you really think you can interceptor the Wallyball slams at this quintisential event? It should be a great game and fantastic workout.
Here are some preliminary thoughts on the Wallyball line-up:
"Big Bad" Ben - Ben is all Size. In fact some might say he resembles an NFL linebacker. Ben has the power and the height to be unstoppable. But the question remains to be seen whether Ben has the agility and ball handling that is required to be a success at Wallyball.
Peter "Piper" - Pete has been a regular Inceptor participant in extracurricular sports and past analysts have witnessed Pete's speed during the game. Additionally, Pete has height - another tremendous advantage in the Game of Wallyball. However, it is unknown whether Pete can leverage his physical attributes to the fullest to to put him over the top.
"Tall" Kevin - Another IT guru on the squad who has all height. However, insiders have learned that Kevin actually prefers playing in the back, so it is undetermined if Kevin T. can step up to block any of the big shots.
Kev "Mar" - Kev Mar is a soccer guru without a question. Our only question is can he leverage his talents in the Wallyball as well? Kevin's speed and agility will certainly pose a challenge for evn the most mobile of players. As he was prepared for this game one week early, odds are he clearly has potential.
Dan "The Man" - Dan is fired up for the Wallyball game. Dan has a combination of skills that could leverage him to being a top Wallyball player in the brackets - - height, speed and agility. But the walls still remain Dan's outstanding question. Any novice to Wallyball will soon discover that it is almost as important to read the walls and to play off them as it is to have height, speed and power. Can Dan step up to the challenge?
Nicole "The EarlyBird"- Nicole is representing half of the women's squad. We give her kudos for stepping up to the Wallyball challenge. While we think Nicole may perform best with her partner in crime, Steph. But in the interim, watch out for Nicole's side-winder spike, which is not to be missed.
Steph "The Inspiration" - Steph will likely carry her team's enthusiasm throughout the tourney. We think Steph will outperform once reunited with the other Women's contingency. In the mean time, we think Steph is a player to watch and could be a dark horse.
"Wildman" Bill - Wildman has the distinct advantage of having played Wallyball on several occasions. But it will take more than knowing the Wallyball algorithms to step-up to this challenge. Does Wildman have enough wall tactics to defeat this tall, competitive squad?
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My nickname sucks…what the hell is a 'Mar'?
I like "Kevin The Volleyball Master"
You're all going down…
I like "Kevin The Volleyball Master"
You're all going down…
Its like the NCAA Tournament... my formula is whichever team has 2 out of 3 of KevMar, Ben, Dan wins... Winning team in caps.
Game 1: Bill, Pete, Steph, Kevin M. vs. KEVIN T., NICOLE K., DAN, BEN
Game 2: Bill, Kevin T., Pete, Nicole, vs. STEPH, DAN, KEVIN M., BEN
Game 3: BILL, BEN, KEVIN M., NICOLE. vs. Kevin T., Steph, Pete, Dan
Game 4: Bill, Ben, Nicole, Pete vs. KEVIN T., STEPH, DAN, KEVIN M.
Game 5: Nicole, Steph, Bill, Dan vs. KEVIN T., PETE, BEN, KEVIN M.
Game 6: Nicole, Steph, Pete, Ben. vs. KEVIN T., BILL, KEVIN M., DAN
Game 1: Bill, Pete, Steph, Kevin M. vs. KEVIN T., NICOLE K., DAN, BEN
Game 2: Bill, Kevin T., Pete, Nicole, vs. STEPH, DAN, KEVIN M., BEN
Game 3: BILL, BEN, KEVIN M., NICOLE. vs. Kevin T., Steph, Pete, Dan
Game 4: Bill, Ben, Nicole, Pete vs. KEVIN T., STEPH, DAN, KEVIN M.
Game 5: Nicole, Steph, Bill, Dan vs. KEVIN T., PETE, BEN, KEVIN M.
Game 6: Nicole, Steph, Pete, Ben. vs. KEVIN T., BILL, KEVIN M., DAN
Dear Anonymous,
I resent your underestimation of my cat like reflexes. Do not let the hot pink nails fool you. I may bide my time, check out the competition, make mental notes... but then I'm gonna bust loose.
You also seem to be forgetting Nicole's mad volleyball skills from the summer party. Ask to see the scar. It exists.
Best Wishes,
Steph
I resent your underestimation of my cat like reflexes. Do not let the hot pink nails fool you. I may bide my time, check out the competition, make mental notes... but then I'm gonna bust loose.
You also seem to be forgetting Nicole's mad volleyball skills from the summer party. Ask to see the scar. It exists.
Best Wishes,
Steph
I like your video... ROFL....
you all look like bunch of spider monkey's... looks like jungle ball really bad...
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you all look like bunch of spider monkey's... looks like jungle ball really bad...
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